knee jerk 

An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.

I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.

knee jerk by Quills13 January 23, 2011

Fairly Jerk-Parents 

what "Fairly Odd-Parents" is referred to by avid fans of Catdog

a prime example of this would be a 30-year-old man named Waggytoon

...in fact, he's the ONLY example.

Fairly Jerk-Parents by DarkMatter October 8, 2004

clean and jerk 

masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.

Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk.

clean and jerk by orilykid August 19, 2010

total jerk

1) That thing that you're great uncle calls you for not talking to him for three years because he's a total drama queen and needs to get over himself.

2) That guy that broke your heart after a long time of dating and suddenly decides to tell you that he thinks Miley Cyrus is getting hotter and hotter.

3) That one homeless person who doesn't say hi back.

How's that?

Insta: @kriscowin

meanie ouch heartbroken rude jerkface total jerk

total jerk by kriscowin November 16, 2013

Suicide Jerk 

A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.

Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.

Suicide Jerk by Loudnclear3510 June 1, 2019

circle jerk 

Prostitutes term for a male who drives around the block looking at hookers but not picking one up.

one hooker to another when commenting on prospective client,
'ignore him, he's a circle jerk'

circle jerk by n vaughan November 26, 2004

jamacain-jerk 

chicken-sandwich at the gazeebo grille

I will have the Jamaican-jerk sandwich please!

jamacain-jerk by Norm Smith December 21, 2004