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Suicide Jerk
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A suicide jerk is
when you
call
your parents
and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish
jerking off
before they walk in.
Sorry
I can’t
come over
tonight my parents
grounded
me because I failed a suicide jerk.
Suicide Jerk
by
Loudnclear3510
June 1, 2019
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