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Suicide Jerk
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A suicide jerk is when you
call
your
parents
and ask them to come to your room and you
try
to finish jerking off before they walk in.
Sorry I can’t come over tonight my
parents
grounded
me because I
failed
a suicide jerk.
Suicide Jerk
by
Loudnclear3510
June 1, 2019