Hyojoo

A wondrous creature of exceptional beauty. A single glance makes the spectator mesmerized. Spellbound by pure physical attraction, the subject will begin to initiate a conversation. Speaking to such a divine entity, surely is the most courageous of all acts. Conversing words with such a being will result in endless lawls and complete utter mental attraction. Words cannot describe her personality. A consequence can define her personality. Addiction. One cannot get enough of her charm. Deep-down a truly caring individual and passionate lover. The person whom woos her heart will share a fate similar to that of a fairy tale, a happily ever after.

"Hyojoo is the office hottie, I wonder if she eats. I'd love to take her out to dinner."

by 2-5-d June 1, 2013

hypocriting

Being hypocritical. The act of being a hypocrite. Verb.

I 'aint bovvered in pretending. Don't wanna be like all those people hypocriting.

by VtotheL November 3, 2013

Hybwid

Used as a reference to a car or golf club but derived from a lisp or speech impediment.

Often times, at Mohican Hills Golf Course, I found myself using my Hybwid, out of the rough or off the fairway.

Gas prices have been killing recently so i made an investment into a Hybwid.

by mmoe December 31, 2014

hypebeast monday

The Monday where all the hypebeasts gather at school to wear their latest general release shoes which are the greatest thing until next Saturday when another pair drops.

I'm sick of all these damn hypebeasts wearing those ugly ass g.r.'s to school on Hypebeast Monday.

by WhalegodIII May 17, 2014

Hyper Liker

When a compulsive Facebooker excessively LIKES every stupid post and comment he crosses.

If there's one thing I hate, it's a Hyper Liker! Watch, they'll all LIKE this.

by Gadeanz May 30, 2014

hydrocirculate

To hydrate and then urinate (or vice versa) in one uninterrupted queue.

I'm feeling thirsty, and I need to pee! Give me five minutes to hydrocirculate.

by anonymous101lol July 11, 2014

Hypoyoungguychondria

A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.

Charlie is nearly paralyzed by a case of Hypoyoungguychondria.

by KImCobain February 22, 2015