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Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
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Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm
PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin
by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022
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A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!
by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020
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Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play
Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"
by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024
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Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it
I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon
by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025
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Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
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