by Philbert 88 September 13, 2025
Get the Boogerhog mug.Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.
The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!
by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025
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an urbanized boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that knows how to find the inner power to rage his/her ass off and stretch it into an existence and ride it out like a BoaterCruiser series ship till fading out over the seas' horizons
UB3 - "dude tell him about how you're gonna roll!"
UB1 - "i'm gonna drop 2 and rage my ass off . . . hit up maydaze and bounce off the walls . . . dojo down at an afterparty . . . drive to the woods and pass out under the trees . . . wake up, build a raginboaterbonfire, light it and they will come, smash down beers till we drop hopefully in the arms of a lady . . . and fade out the weekend!"
UB2 - "what an urban boater!"
UB1 - "i'm gonna drop 2 and rage my ass off . . . hit up maydaze and bounce off the walls . . . dojo down at an afterparty . . . drive to the woods and pass out under the trees . . . wake up, build a raginboaterbonfire, light it and they will come, smash down beers till we drop hopefully in the arms of a lady . . . and fade out the weekend!"
UB2 - "what an urban boater!"
by boater brigade May 3, 2008
Get the urban boater mug.Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009
Get the [Biloxi booger] mug.The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
by twilyth June 28, 2009
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