Mike "Rusty" Balszac

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection

Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!

by CJW1972 June 11, 2009

mike sherm

he is a dark skinned guy, he has a music career and always has bluestrips, he is popular, and he BOMB ASF

omggg mike sherm

by mikee shermm May 1, 2017

Mike D

The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.

'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'

by SABD January 27, 2010

like mike

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

Mike Dogg

Originally from Riverside, California. He is known for holding the record weight on bench press at Temecula Valley High School for the year of 2009. After graduating, he started playing the acoustic guitar and wrote a song named "A Day Without her". He had an older brother,who passed away on September 24th 2008, that went by"Tank"; a former member of the Metal Mulisha. At first sight, people commonly think he is intimidating, but shortly after meeting him they realize he is nice, charming and funny.

I partied with Mike dogg last night.

by Natural ice August 21, 2010

Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

single mike

mexican guy who has sex with a plethora of girls in one night and after brags in a douchey manner

last night he was being a real single mike when he banged the whole sorority and then talked about it in third person

by pbhsjobro November 18, 2010