Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement

“hey you’re kinda gay”
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage”

by 1:11AM July 2, 2019

Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 6, 2019

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

Google Wocuments

Google Wocuments is a free Web-based application in which documents and spreadsheets can be created, edited and stored online. Files can be accessed from any computer with an Internet connection and a full-featured Web browser. ... Google Wocuments is compatible with most presentation software and word processor applications.

Do your work on this task on Google Wocuments.

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

google me, chuck

Used by someone when answering a question or comment on a subject that is common knowledge to those with the necessary expertise.

Pendeja: Philip Rivers is a sure-bet, first-ballot Hall of Fame candidate!

Knowledgeable professional football fan: Eh, that's debatable, homie! Google me, chuck!

by the N-a-P-A December 3, 2019