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electric car

Yet another marketing scam to disguise something as environmentally friendly when it really isn't.

ALL electric vehicles actually do rely on fossil fuels. The only difference being that to put fuel into an electric car you plug it into the wall instead of taking it down to the gas station!

The reality is that while an electric care is slightly more efficient than an internal combustion, it still requires fuel. Use of mains power in most countries is still predominantly fossil based. So an electric car still runs on coal, gas, oil and even nuclear power.....wow not so environmentally friendly now are we!

The unfortunate reality is that most people are too ignorant to realise that no car, not even an electric one, is actually emission free. A fact that every marketing team, for every manufacturer of electric cars will exploit in the near future and this will generate copious amounts of sales and money.
My electric car is completely emission free....NOT!
electric car by Dudecuz June 8, 2011
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Mighty Car Mods Tax 

The amount a car recently featured on a mighty car mods episode increases in price because of the effect of being featured on the show.
You used to be able to buy a BRZ for less than 10 grand now they are all above 15 because of the mighty car mods tax.

Sloth Car 

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
Sloth Car by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Lonely Car Syndrome 

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.

grandma car 

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"
grandma car by WastedCactus July 3, 2014

Three car garage 

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.
Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.
Three car garage by Djgammer May 26, 2017