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niceville police

People who obviously grew up in niceville, and through the several years of meth. crack, and god knows what other drugs, tied in with the self loathng said city beats into you, have came to the conclusion that the only way they will ever amount to anything in their life is to go to the 6 month class that is held at the local comunity college and drive around the whole 5 miles that make up the city looking for people they used to do drugs with, or children in their family's they know to cause trouble and scare them by not only pulling them over, but getting half the other cops on duty, all if there is not another arrest going on, give you a lecture about how they should send you to jail then let you go with a ticket.
Guy 1-Have you been to niceville?

Guy 2-Yeah and i met all of the niceville police when i got pulld over for a blown tag light.
by J3FFR0 G00DW!N April 13, 2009
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A movement that seeks to stop this ugly crime by establishing a watch dog group and an organization that fights for police brutality victims legal rights. And also by placing heavy penalities on those who comit it. Some think that life in prision or death is not too heavy for those cops who brutalize people in the name of the law.
by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010
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Polyamorous

When you are a pervert, but too upper class to accept it, so you say you are 'polyamorous' to retain a sense of superiority.
Bob: Milly is polyamorous, she sleeps with Chris and Todd on a Tuesday, and me on Fridays.
by megafapper1995 March 12, 2021
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polecat

"That polecat is one smelly tuna boat"
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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tone police

tone police is identified when a person preferably a male with a large structure tries to intimidate a person or group of people with his/her large biceps into order to take control of a situation.
marshi "look at fogz, tone police trying to intimidate us to back off while he bets large on his hand at poker"
by Tomito March 5, 2009
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cal poly

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo:

A safety school. This is where you have to resort to once you get rejected from all your top choices, i.e. Cal, UCLA, USC, UCSD, UCSB, UC Davis, and all your east-coast privates. It's common knowledge that this school just doesn't compare to Cal. Cal is ranked 21st by the US News report for top national universities of 2010. UCLA follows closely behind at 24th. Cal Poly isn't even on the list.

As far as engineering goes, Cal Poly doesn't even offer a doctorate program (Cal does). According to the 2010 US News report, Cal's undergraduate engineering program received a 4.7 out of 5 while Cal Poly's only received a 3.9.

It seems like some people here are bitter because they were rejected from Cal. It's odd, though, that they would have to stoop as low as Cal Poly. There are plenty of better schools in between UC Berkeley and SLO (UCLA, USC, UCSD, etc.) But then again Cal Poly students probably didn't get into those schools either.

The people here probably don't honestly think their school is as good as they claim, they just tell themselves that to justify attending a state school.

Note: there is a common misconception that this school is underrated, when in fact it deserves the rep it has. The fact that students claim their school is the "Harvard of the West" is a testament as to how stupid you can be and still get into this school.
UC Berkeley Admit: I can't believe I applied to Cal Poly, what a waste of money. All they ask for were my grades and test scores. No essay, no extracurricular information. Everyone who applied got in, even that kid from the special ed. dept.

Cal Poly Admit: Today I figured out my only option was SLO. Now I have to go on Urb Dic and call it Harvard to make myself feel better. FML.
by RealCollegeAdmit May 13, 2010
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Polycystic ovary syndrome

Polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) is an endocrine disorder that affects approximately 5% of all women. It occurs amongst all races and nationalities, is the most common hormonal disorder among women of reproductive age, and is a leading cause of infertility.

The principal features are weight problems, lack of regular ovulation and/or menstruation, and excessive amounts or effects of androgenic (masculinizing) hormones. The symptoms and severity of the syndrome vary greatly among women. While the causes are unknown, insulin resistance, diabetes, and obesity are all strongly correlated with PCOS.
girl: "I've been diagnosed for Polycystic ovary syndrome..."
guy: "ROFL, that's like the worst disease ever! You're going to be a fat, acne-prone, balding, bearded, infertile, depressed, wo-MAN!!!"
girl: "nonono that can't be right, maybe he misdiagnosed?"
guy: "Well you know, that's one awfully manly chin you've got there now that I think of it"
girl: " :O "
*(girl has gone offline)*
by UnlikablePrick April 23, 2009
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