megafapper1995's definitions

trickle-down economics

Since the upper classes of any society (in particular the males in the upper classes) tend to masturbate more than the proletariat, it's thought their semen and vaginal discharge can help fertilize those in the poorer reaches of said society - this is trickle-down economics. Giving bankers tax breaks will free up more of their time for masturbation, allowing for more ejaculate, and more enrichment of the lower classes. Since rich persons tend on average to produce less semen and vaginal fluid, the word 'trickle' rather than 'gush' or 'explode' is used.

milton friedman was a big believer in trickle-down economics

by megafapper1995 December 4, 2017

Gender

Something distinct from sex that is usually binary but not always. Non binary gendered people are real and valid. A mismatch between sex and gender is what defines transgenderism. Gender is often confused with 'gender expression' by wannabe-inclusive people who don't realise they are actually invalidating a lot of people with this conflation.

Bob (TERF): There is only male and female, men have penises and women have vaginas.

Anna: Shut up you TERF.

James (gender essentialist): Womanhood is a performance.

George: No it isn't you idiot otherwise what would define trans people or gender nonconforming people.

by megafapper1995 July 6, 2020

Polyamorous

When you are a pervert, but too upper class to accept it, so you say you are 'polyamorous' to retain a sense of superiority.

Bob: Milly is polyamorous, she sleeps with Chris and Todd on a Tuesday, and me on Fridays.

by megafapper1995 March 12, 2021

Queer

A word that used to mean 'gay or lesbian', probably excluding bisexual and pansexual people. Nowadays it's a catch all term used to mean 'transgender, nonbinary or gender nonconforming'. Personally I do not like the widespread use of this term because transgenderism and gender conformity are both issues that are important enough to be treated separately, even though they can of course intersect. It's a bit like having a catch-all phrase that means 'woman or black person or both'. Also encourages gender essentialist thinking which is a problem on the modern 'left'.

Person A) Bob is queer.
Person B) Does that mean Bob is transgender, or gender nonconforming, or both?
Person A) I don't know.

by megafapper1995 October 21, 2020

Nanny state

Term used by right wing snowflakes who are upset at being unable to call people the n word and wave guns out of car windows, almost always works one way and protectionism aimed at majority social groups is never criticised. Usually the people who use this term will want 100 year jail terms for people who 'disrespect' inanimate objects like flags and statues.

I can't discriminate against gays anymore, what a nanny state.

by megafapper1995 March 20, 2021

simp

1. A slur used against submissive or switch men, especially heterosexual submissive men, because these are groups against which it's still acceptable to discriminate, even among those who consider themselves 'inclusive'. Based on the premise that presenting yourself in a feminine and/or submissive way is inferior and negative.

2. A guy that expects sexual favours from women because they are nice to them (a type of creep, very different from the above group).

Josh is submissive to Anna, how disgusting.

'Yeah what a simp.'

by megafapper1995 July 6, 2020

Furlough

In the UK, a term used for welfare for typically middle - upper class people who still wish to distinguish themselves from the 'underserving benefits scroungers' they vote to abuse. Money for nothing except it's different if you're rich somehow.

Bob: I just got furloughed due to Covid-19, f*ck I might have to sell my second country home, can't afford much on 5k a month to sit on my ass.
Janet: But you said you thought welfare bums should be on the street.
Bob: Yeah but I'm different.

by megafapper1995 March 13, 2021