Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010

Faptimus Prime

A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.

I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.

by ErinIsTheGawdOfMunchingCooge February 6, 2010

faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009

Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009