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The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
Fapkins by Bruk September 29, 2008
Word of the Day on October 16, 2021
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Napkins used for the sole purpose of fapping.
Ex. My bud Cole went to get some fapkins today to clean himself after a dirty deed.
Fapkins by Dicky Robby November 8, 2021
A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.
I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!
Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016
The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.
Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.
Fapkin by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

Fappinstance 

Interacting with someone who is masturbating, while you were already masturbating, either in person, via phone call, text, or internet.
I was wandering around jacking off when I walked in on Mike masturbating. He said it was a coincidence, but I think it was just fappinstance.
Fappinstance by Rynokie May 26, 2013
Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation
I left my fapkin on the desk.
Fapkin by Definer42069 May 18, 2018
a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in
"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"
Fapkin by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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