Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

Fapkins

Napkins used for the sole purpose of fapping.

Ex. My bud Cole went to get some fapkins today to clean himself after a dirty deed.

by Dicky Robby November 8, 2021

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

Fappinstance

Interacting with someone who is masturbating, while you were already masturbating, either in person, via phone call, text, or internet.

I was wandering around jacking off when I walked in on Mike masturbating. He said it was a coincidence, but I think it was just fappinstance.

by Rynokie May 26, 2013

Fapkin

Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation

I left my fapkin on the desk.

by Definer42069 May 18, 2018

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009