Florizarre

French name of Venusaur, the third Pokémon in the National Pokédex.

Guy 1: Hey, dude. You watched and played Pokémon stuff in French. What's Venusaur's French name?

Guy 2: Florizarre.

Guy 1: Ah ok.

by HeroesSquad June 16, 2023

Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.

Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

Floridiot

A Floridian who behaves like an idiot.

Did you see that Floridiot just pull out infront of me? He just almost crashed into my car!

by MalaPerson June 26, 2023

Flordia

A sex move where a man gets turned upside down while eating a girl out, bites her clit, and pisses all over her.

Joe: Hey babe, im gonna give you a Flordia
Jane: Id love that babe

by MutantAnt June 26, 2023

florian brookes

a big sexy male who pulls every jizz in the books buttttt..... loves big beluga's

that guy is such a sexy florian brookes

by The real nic slayer September 22, 2023

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.

“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023