Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by HeroesSquad February 02, 2021
Guy 1: Hey man!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Ibqqz Cjsuiebz
Guy 2: ...what- oh. Happy Birthday with the following letters. Gotcha!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Ibqqz Cjsuiebz
Guy 2: ...what- oh. Happy Birthday with the following letters. Gotcha!
by HeroesSquad September 13, 2023
The French name for Charizard, the Fire/Flying Pokémon. The next evolution of Charmeleon and the final evolution in the Charmander line. Pokémon #006.
Person #1: Say, some Pokémon names change depending the language, right?
Person #2: Yeah
Person #1: What's Charizard in French.
Person #2: Dracaufeu
Person #2: Yeah
Person #1: What's Charizard in French.
Person #2: Dracaufeu
by HeroesSquad July 20, 2022
Guy 1: Hey, dude. You watched and played Pokémon stuff in French. What's Venusaur's French name?
Guy 2: Florizarre.
Guy 1: Ah ok.
Guy 2: Florizarre.
Guy 1: Ah ok.
by HeroesSquad June 16, 2023
Wife: Why aren't you coming in the basement?
Husband: It is so dark in there!
Wife: So?
Husband: I have achluophobia!
Husband: It is so dark in there!
Wife: So?
Husband: I have achluophobia!
by HeroesSquad March 24, 2021
by HeroesSquad February 10, 2022
Person 1: Hey. That guy kicked a dog.
Person 2: That's awful!
Person 1: He also kicked a baby.
Person 2: Wait! No! That's the awfulest thing ever!
Person 2: That's awful!
Person 1: He also kicked a baby.
Person 2: Wait! No! That's the awfulest thing ever!
by HeroesSquad January 04, 2025