Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.
Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!
by logicaliforn April 12, 2011
any idiot from florida stuck in another state. they are the ones with the florida tags who cut you off on the interstate. Also the ones who act like stupid tourists when visiting other cities (like new york) then go back to florida and complain about the stupid tourists clogging up the beaches.
by Floridiots unite July 11, 2008
Bob is such a floridiot, I can't believe he tried to stick out the hurricane and now he has nothing left. What a Floridiot.
by Deeppurple1972 August 20, 2010
A Person who moves to the state of Florida and lacks the basic skills needed to function as a normal person.
by Mal7843 February 26, 2008
by Florida hater April 30, 2008
An Idiot in Florida. Generally speaking, a Floridiot comes from California, New York, New Jersey, Michigan, or Canada.
Man 1: Man, florida fucked up the elections again.
Man 2: Hey, don't blame us Crackers, its those damn Floridiots the rest of America keeps sending us.
Man 2: Hey, don't blame us Crackers, its those damn Floridiots the rest of America keeps sending us.
by TisHimsizzle January 27, 2008
by Ivan Lein April 21, 2006