Florizarre

French name of Venusaur, the third Pokémon in the National Pokédex.

Guy 1: Hey, dude. You watched and played Pokémon stuff in French. What's Venusaur's French name?

Guy 2: Florizarre.

Guy 1: Ah ok.

Florizarre by HeroesSquad June 16, 2023

floridapression 

the depression associated upon realizing you have to go to florida

Jefferey: My dad's moving the family to florida for a new job... thinking about it gives me floridapression...

floridapression by fishgaming April 6, 2023