Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

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Absolutely amazing person. Perfect body and face. Is super smart and is someone every girl wishes she had. Creative and talented, spontaneous and adventurous. Simply perfect.

“Is that Evan? He’s hot.”

by XxjuixedpixklexX February 24, 2019

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is a big cunt and a big gay fag

you are an evan

by hickwomanisacunt February 25, 2019

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A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

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Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute

Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute

by Cats rules March 11, 2019

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he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

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