Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

Evan

a player.

evan is a player.

by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evaned

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024