Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 01, 2019

Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 03, 2022

Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 25, 2021

Evan

Evan is not ok.

hi Evan

by HEHE rawr June 20, 2022

Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 06, 2022

Evans

He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl

Evans is saucyy

by Printer123 January 21, 2024

Evan

1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.

Man he looks like a real Evan.

by The dog of truth April 27, 2018