ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Chang Chang Wa

A way of aliens from the planet Chang Chang Wa of communicating.

YOUR A CHANG CHANG WA if you scream
Chang Chang Wa

by Brody3316 December 26, 2019

Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021

Change

Something congress struggles to make.

Person 1: "no change was made at todays congress meeting"

Person 2: "well, whats new?"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 19, 2018

Nathan Chang

Nathan Chang is an scp where he starts talking about cringe stuff whenever people come close to him. He talks about stuff so cringe that whoever goes near him dies.

SCP Guard 1: Look out! Its Nathan Chang! Your too close!
SCP Guard 2: Ah shit- *dies from cringe*

by theamoguschallengeat3amsus September 3, 2021

Screw Change

Screw Change crew change tugboat seatime

Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port

by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019