Kentucky Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.

I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.

by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010

munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

Blumpkin extrodinaire

(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit

As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

blueprint

Another term for "porn movie" in 70s/80's. Commonly used in South East Asia and Middle East

BP. Are you watching BP or Blueprint movie

by wizin April 22, 2013

Blomp

fat belly made of pudge

if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.

by Matt (Blompcube) May 8, 2005