Loremann's definitions

Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012