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wank sesh

the act of mass wanking. Often performed by scouts or cadets or at a sleepover where a room full of lads all simultaneously jack off
We had this massive wank sesh last night
by Stevie wonderfull February 11, 2007
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Wink wank

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...
*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(
by ViCKii.N August 3, 2011
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world wide wank

What in North America is to Jerk, in England is to Wank. A Jerk with a computer is not just a Jerk at home but a Wank around the world.
" He might mean something to his mother... but to the rest of us he's just a world wide wank ".
by TBA November 7, 2006
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Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.
What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank
by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009
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wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.
by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007
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Mammary Wank

A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.

Can be performed by both males and females.

May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."
I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!

That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!
by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011
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nursery wank

To go to a child’s nursery and start masturbating
One day big Steve got bored so he went and had a nursery wank over all the little kids
by Benji bobble June 3, 2019
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