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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
by Mainiyak September 28, 2021
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Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.
please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”
by LuberPains December 9, 2021
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uber

An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost
person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*
by cowmas : ) December 25, 2021
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Uber

A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.
I'm uber confused my dude.
by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021
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Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
by wilnym February 11, 2022
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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
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