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Umbergered 

1)advrb. Term used describe an individual who has been knocked stupid and completely senseless. alludes to, but may not always pertain to, a well-executed hockey body check on an unexpecting opponent.
2)vr. The act or process of impairing another individual through sudden and forceful contact or collision.
3)The consequence one pays for not being ready or prepared. (ie. skating with your head down)
4)Total domination of one team or group over another

In reference to Buffalo Sabres' Defenseman Brian Campbell's monster hit on Philadelphia Flyers Winger RJ Umberger in the first round (game 1)of the 2006 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Wide-eyed and unable to close his mouth (an image most associated with 'baby time') Umberger was left motionless on the HSBC ice with a mild concussion. Fortunately for RJ, his career resumed in game 3.
"Murph's not a pretty sight right now. He just got umbergered at center ice."
"Our class completely umbergered Miss Anderson's class in the school spelling bee last year."
"I got umbergered in the face with a rock"
Umbergered by Justin "Irish Mick" November 10, 2008
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Umberger 

Verb. To level to the ground or absolutely destroy a person or thing to the extent where they or it is rendered useless.

Synonyms: ruin, crush, demolish, murder, kill.

This term came into the hockey chirp lexicon directly after the events of April 22, 2006 when Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell caught Philadelphia Flyers forward R.J. Umberger breaking out of his zone with his head down at which point Umberger was laid out with a hit so big that it left him wondering what the Zamboni was doing on the ice with 8:33 left in OT.
1: "If that plug doesn't stop slashing me I'm going to umberger him."
2: "My defense partner put a guy on the trolley tracks, so I umbergered him."
3: "I wasn't paying attention crossing the road and almost got umbergered by a bus."
4: R.J.Umberger was umbergered so hard that he did not know he was umbergered right after he got umbergered.
Umberger by SGIGS May 9, 2008

daniel umberger

A drone enthusiast who spends hours in wheat fields looking at the sapphire blue sky hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled drone
I wish I could go drone hunting with a Daniel Umberger
daniel umberger by Drone hunter February 4, 2017

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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