Skip to main content

white person

A person that is caucasian most likely or albino... or just doesnt get out enough to get a tan. Usually american or British. Not too easy to be racist against caucasians. Words such as honky and cracka just arent insulting!
White people are immune to insult, well kinda.
by Oz January 17, 2005
mugGet the white personmug.

Bad Person

Not anyone with the name kerri.
just cause u asked if he was a virgin didn't make you a douchebag or a "bad person"
by emily November 21, 2004
mugGet the Bad Personmug.

Funny Person

What you call a black person but secretly without saying the n word cause then the glock 22 will come out
Make your pro clubs guy funny

Ok ( makes him black)
That’s a funny person
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the Funny Personmug.

Wise person

A wise person is someone who can write the whole alphabet
“I’m stupid”
“No ur not your a wise person you know the alphabet!”
by Smartie22 November 30, 2021
mugGet the Wise personmug.

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
mugGet the sitcom personmug.

person 123456

We do not talk about this entity. It does not exist. It is not SCP-3847822727827484726728, It is not god, it is not Satan, it is not the universe. It does not exist.
Person 1-123455: jammin'

Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝

.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
mugGet the person 123456mug.

Non-Person

A human so ridiculously annoying in every-way, that you often wonder if , are they from a different planet or some poorly designed humanoid robot.
Tim: Hey what who was that non-person that John Lennon married?
Robbin: that was Yoko man.
by doctorstrangescape June 15, 2017
mugGet the Non-Personmug.

Share this definition