sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 2, 2004

sausage gravy

Cum, Man Juice, Semen.

Put some Sausage Gravy on my sausage pizza.
I sprayed Sausage gravy in her eye.

by Big Sausage Bob May 23, 2008

Sausage

The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.

The process of making a sausage is as follows:

1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010

velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Red Sausage

When nailing a chick from behind during her period, then inserting your cock into her mouth without warning.

self-explanatory, just read the red sausage def.

by Fork69 October 23, 2007

sausage

a food-like product which consists of animal parts you'd rather not know

"I'm gonna eat a sausage"

by D to the K October 20, 2003

sausagemeister

a man or woman that covets sausages for plesure

husband:i need to get some more sausages

wife:man your such a sausagemeister

by rolph March 2, 2007