Stalkworthy

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

by James November 1, 2004

Stalker Smile

Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."

Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.

Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.

Or

Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.

by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010

bracelet stacking

Wearing more than two bracelets and a watch on one wrist.

Commonly seen in people who cut themselves trying to hide it.

Also seen in people making a fashion statement.

Person 1: Where'd you get those bracelets?
Person 2: I got this one from Hot Topic, this one from Wal-Mart, this one from my parents, this one from my boyfriend-
Person 1: Girl, you're bracelet stacking.

by Caty-Marie September 12, 2005

stalker

OMGWTFBBW!! This fucking creepy guy won't leave me alone!! He keeps sending me flowers, and asking me out on dates! He called me, and left a suicidal message on my answering machine! WTF! He has a wall covered with my pictures! HELP!!!

Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

Stacked

In the military, while seeing someone either in person or in a picture of the dress uniform with many ribbons that they had achieved.

Damn Sir!? How many wars have you been in? You're stacked!

by FoxtrotMyLima October 23, 2011

stakeholder

Term used by an unelected government authority to describe Wall Street investment banks, and community members that are invested in the outcome of a public works project by the mere virtue of their privileged sociological status.

NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.

Dude, whoa. The Clinton years are over. You can't reference 'community members' in that mission statement. It's stakeholders' now.

The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.

by curtster December 26, 2010

Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life

Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.

by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010