Mountainbilly

a man or woman that resembles Hillbilly from the south or somewhere in the mountains back east like west Virginia.. But lives or now resides or born in the Mountains of the southern rockies or any of the rookies for that matter... like minturn or redcliffe Colorado...

ME myself and I a true mountain man... with an average or below IQ Mountainbilly = Hillbilly just in the rockies

by bubba lambo August 20, 2013

mountain tickler

To replace a traditional "mustache ride" for men with beards instead of mustaches who want their partner to sit on their face.

Who wants a mountain tickler?

by Dwight d Eisenhauer February 6, 2015

Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!

"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.

by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

Mountainlarious

When something is funnier than Hilarious

Mate, that joke was so funny it was Mountainlarious

by Mooseindisguise March 31, 2015

monsta x

A Kpop boy group that consists of seven members.

Shownu (Son Hyunwoo)
Wonho (Shin Hoseok)
Minhyuk (Lee Minhyuk)
Kihyun (Yoo Kihyun)
Hyungwon (Chae Hyungwon)
Jooheon (Lee Jooheon)
I.M (Lim Changkyun)

Their fanclub name is Monbebe.

Fan1: Omg have you heard Monsta X's new song Fighter?

Fan2: Yes I loved it. The mv is so amazing too!!

by Kpopharrypotterfangirl December 5, 2016

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017