by AntisocialWeeb August 15, 2018
Get the Life With MaK mug.A lifestyle in which a person visits the beach once, then slaps a "Salt Life" sticker on their car to tell you they've been. Also known as trend sluts, attention whores and posers. Most "Slut Lifers" reside hours, perhaps even days, from the nearest body of salt water.
But they think it's cool....
But they think it's cool....
"Hey Jenny, guess what? I just got back from Myrtle Beach and while I was there I got this awesome "Slut Life" sticker for my car!
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
by Vital Signz May 21, 2018
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*Your significant other*.*The person you can't live without*.*The person you see yourself with for life*.The greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.Can hurt like hell when its not or when one is not true.
~I am so in love you.I just can't imagine myself without you.You are my life partner.I promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity............~
by ~jobella~ April 29, 2008
Get the life partner mug.An idiom used commonly on Facebook by high school and college dropouts who secretly regret being unsuccessful at getting an education, and want to make it look intentional. It supposedly means that life is the person's teacher, although most of its students have not learned anything but how to just barely survive while still being able to afford enough alcohol to block the pain of lost dreams.
Psssh! Why go to school when I can get a job now? I was totally smart enough for school, I just choose to attend the University of Life!
by Rum Fiend May 17, 2018
Get the University of Life mug.An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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by JRob December 7, 2005
Get the lifehack mug.A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
by D.L. Crosse January 5, 2009
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