human pop tart 

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

human pop tart by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Human centipede 

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.

1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede

Human centipede by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017

human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.

Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.

human brita by 01011110 October 4, 2017

human dip 

Semen

Eat my human dip

human dip by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017

human chickin nugget 

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

human chickin nugget by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

Human Beignet 

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

Human Beignet by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

human pencil sharpener 

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

human pencil sharpener by itchycat123 May 6, 2018