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Definitions by itchycat123

human pencil sharpener 

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

come here gurl 

When you grab the shaft of your penis and tap it against the clit multiple times as she moans and begs for your dick even though she is probably seriously talking to another guy.
George gave Mikayla the ol" come here gurl.
come here gurl by itchycat123 February 15, 2018
A phrase used whenever someone says a statement that isn't 100% accurate, typically followed by a correction statement that insults the other persons intelligence.
PERSON 1: That meme was so funny I'm dead!
PERSON 2: Oop, you're clearly not dead.
oop by itchycat123 February 15, 2018