Beignets are a like doughnuts except fluffier and covered in powdered sugar. I'm not sure where they originated from, but they are very popular in Louisiana, New Orleans in particular.
Susie Q: Where can I get a good beignet?
Jim Bob: OH, Cafe du Monde has the best beignets and coffee!
Susie Q: So, they have those sweet pillowly sugary things!
Jim Bob: Duh!
Jim Bob: OH, Cafe du Monde has the best beignets and coffee!
Susie Q: So, they have those sweet pillowly sugary things!
Jim Bob: Duh!
by me_so_pretty May 5, 2006
by kind bud July 7, 2005
Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.
1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?
by orbsa January 24, 2012
A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.
Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.
by Red Brennan April 10, 2007
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian
by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015
by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018
A dog with a stupid ass name. Usually dyed in some way to make up for an entirely uninteresting personality.
by Not Beignet February 13, 2022