Beignet

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Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.

1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?

Beignet by orbsa February 14, 2012

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beignet

A dog with a stupid ass name. Usually dyed in some way to make up for an entirely uninteresting personality.

Person 1: Beignet, stop biting my girlfriends leg!
Beignet: Woof
Person 1: Stupid dog :/

beignet by Not Beignet February 13, 2022

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Beignet Baby

This is a girl who is smart, beautiful, a great friend and a great partner in Life!

That's my Beignet Baby, watch imma marry her one day.
Girl that's Beignet Baby, she always looking cute.

Oh Beignet Baby, yeah face 10 and body tea.

Beignet Baby by Beignet Baby January 31, 2025

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Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

Colombian beignet by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

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Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

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Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

Human Beignet by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

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Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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