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Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.
1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?
Beignet by orbsa February 14, 2012
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A dog with a stupid ass name. Usually dyed in some way to make up for an entirely uninteresting personality.
Person 1: Beignet, stop biting my girlfriends leg!
Beignet: Woof
Person 1: Stupid dog :/
beignet by Not Beignet February 13, 2022

Beignet Baby 

This is a girl who is smart, beautiful, a great friend and a great partner in Life!
That's my Beignet Baby, watch imma marry her one day.
Girl that's Beignet Baby, she always looking cute.

Oh Beignet Baby, yeah face 10 and body tea.
Beignet Baby by Beignet Baby January 31, 2025

Colombian beignet 

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.
Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) 

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Human Beignet 

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.
Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!
Human Beignet by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) 

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian