Floatin-Urp

Feeling that occurs when people are getting high from smoking meth in a room where the meth smoke becomes so thick that you begin to feel an odd sense of floating within the smog

"Wow..this shit is good..see how it's just floatin-urp?"

by balls n yo mouth March 18, 2015

floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

by DefinitionJedi December 20, 2016

flootered

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

flooted

To get shot up

Pull up to my block, you’ll get Flooted

by GhostedZer0 May 21, 2018

Flop

A lazy fuck who never wants to do anything.

Lays in bed all day.

Simply just lazy.

This person is also a lame.

Can’t hang in a smoking sesh.

My little brother.

Alex you’re fucken flop.

by eeinaleem January 13, 2019

Floot Floo

A sexual position involving a pool noodle, 2 pigeons, and an ice tea.

Dude she let me give her a floot floo last night.

by NemoNoctis February 6, 2019

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003