Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.

My wife gave me a blumpkin

by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024

blumpkingini

When you get a Blumpkin in a Lamborghini .

BRO she gave me a blumpkingini last night

by Fuchsia codfish April 6, 2024

Blummys

When you get gummies while taking a shit

Ayo grandma take out those dentures and come give me some blummys.

by Fartgreedyman April 21, 2024

Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.

Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!

by NergBetworks April 21, 2024

Blumpkinbauer

He was the very first person to ever receive the infamous BLUMPKIN!

I want to follow in the footsteps of John Blumpkinbauer and receive a bumpkin.

by Mr White 101 Long Dick Style May 8, 2024

Blumpcake

When you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
This is similar to a Blumpkin but you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.

Hey babe,can you give me a blumpcake?

by freaky shit May 25, 2024

Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins

Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.

by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024