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dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it
“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it
by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020
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30 minute mark

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.
“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”
by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020
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3 minutes too late

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late
by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020
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1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed
Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed
by Prologrb October 29, 2020
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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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Robinson Minute

Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.
"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."

"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."
by CountZoloft December 17, 2020
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Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
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