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Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021
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Minecraft

The best game in history. Very fun.
Person1:do u like Minecraft?
Person2:ofc! Who doesn’t?
by Prettyfruitymyguy February 27, 2022
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Minecraft

The best game there is.
Ever heard of Minecraft?
by Real_Oz1 February 3, 2022
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Minecraft Lover

Minecraft Lover, It's a sentence that's basically used to tell someone they are obsessed with Minecraft, and Minecraft is a video game. I hope that helped you.
1: My Brother is such a Minecraft Lover

2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover

3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover

4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover
by John_The_Dog41 February 22, 2023
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Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
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Minecraft

by BrickIsGone April 17, 2023
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Minecrafted

Killed.

Derived from the popular phrase "in Minecraft," a term used to avoid being banned for wishing or threatening harm on another person.
Fuck that guy, I hope he gets Minecrafted.
by Kritikal July 5, 2022
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