Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

lethal level of swag

Teddy Bridgwater 8th grade prom photo.

I don't know how he is still alive he has a lethal level of swag.

by easyC March 15, 2015

please level

The end result of inputting the words "one please is plenty" in to google translate and translating it several times e.g. English-yoruba-spanish-bulgarian-English. We believe this to be a prophecy from the great professor oak. a.k.a the Banbarian Druglord. The definition is written in the wind.

Me: what is the meaning of life.
wind: please level.
me: Woogie

Please level.
what.
exactly.

by nemesis101xo June 4, 2015

Choke Level

To choke during sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: hung out with Hannah last night and got Choke Level

Dude 2: oh FAKE!!

by CHOKELEVEL July 11, 2016

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

dishes leverage

The act of doing someone else's dishes with intent to establish leverage for malicious purposes.

I feel like an apeish ass because my roommate got dishes leverage on me.

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

JJ Leazer

Probably the most honest and coolest person alive.Theres only one woman on earth like her.Everyone wants to be her friend and everyone is jealous of her so they have to make up rumours to get ahead in the social media.
Has a jackass of a Ex Boyfriend cause he cant keep his hands to himself and she is happy that they arent together anymore,because she is better off without him anyway.
In conclusion shes pretty damn awesome.

We all love JJ Leazer because she is a pretty talented person.Rare to find.
The last one standing.
The last one alive.
Unicorn

JJ Leazer healed my heart

by PUDDLEofmud December 19, 2016