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Morning fanny 

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.
yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.
Morning fanny by suzna June 24, 2016

Fannyuary 

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.
"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.
Fannyuary by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012

Fanny-Packing 

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty
Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

Fanny Flutters 

When u get a tingly feeling in ur vaginal area
Maura : that guy gives me fanny flutters
Fanny Flutters by Arabiana June 24, 2019
A website for sharing funny pictures designed by the Great Leader (Kim Il-Sung) some time in the 1820-ies after his heroic time travel shortly before his death in 1994, the site was not revealed to the North Korean public before 1995, in an effort to prevent time paradoxes.
At the North Korean reveal of Funnyjunk in 1995, Dear Leader (Kim Jung-Il) took office as Admin of the site, vowing to keep building on the site his father and mentor had left him.
Dear Leader had the site translated into English by July 2001 and was revealed to the international community at the end of same month, its North Korean was obscured, as Dear Leader feared that being honest about the site's origins would hinder the site's growth due to Anti-DPRK biased Americans.
At the death of Dear Leader in 2011, his son DJ 4DMIN (Kim Jong-Un) took office as Admin of Funnyjunk, leading the site to great prosperity by being open about it's glorious North Korean roots and using his manly charisma and boyish charm to sway the user-base to support him and his policy of "North Korea = Best Korea".
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "Have you been on the glorious Funnyjunk today comrade?"
Funnyjunk comrade #2: "I have indeed, the post by our great DJ 4DMIN was very humorous, it shows his great intelligence and personality very much!"
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "I agree completely with you comrade and have no reason not to!"
Funnyjunk by Lordlolland June 8, 2013

Fanny Flustered 

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.
Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.
Fanny Flustered by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012