Ur Dick

Abbreviation for urban dictionary.

I went on Ur Dick recently.

by G-steezy July 2, 2014

Dick rider

someone who always speaks good on another’s name, who never says anything bad. This could be about anyone. They do not have to be a fan, like, or favor the person they dick ride.

the warriors are so good, nobody can beat them but I hate them- Dick rider

by Brett88 May 4, 2018

dick-gouging

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.

Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"

by midnightheorist February 14, 2010

juice my dick

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.

The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!

by Cartright August 26, 2005

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

Dick Move

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.

"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."

by JennyBelly September 12, 2009

Dick Dyke

A gay female woman who claims to be a lesbian but still has sex with men.

Hometeam's song Downelink freak. Search for them on MySpace. "You say you like girls, but you still have sex with men, you're a dick dyke."

by MrzKryz October 30, 2008