dick-gouging 

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.

Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"

dick-gouging by midnightheorist February 14, 2010

Dick gauging 

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.

Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.

Dick gauging by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020