Voldemort

Voldemort is a sexy bitch with skelitol features! <3 I bet he's really kinky too. He's the evil guy from Harry Potter who hates muggles like you.

Oh hell no! Voldemort stole my ipod!

by Sadistic Voldemort December 25, 2005

Voltage

Mountain Dew's weight gainer drink that was cunningly disguised as a delicious blue soda which they happened to release sometime during bathingsuit season 2008. the name Voltage was derived from the fact that they jampacked the calories of 6 sodas into 1 can of soda...Voltage will make you very fat, very fast.

Q: does this Voltage make my ass look fat?

A: yes. very.

by thumbass January 20, 2009

Volumize

-To amplify sound volume

-To augment the size of something.

Alan: "Volumize the tv dude, i can barely hear the screams of the palace guards."

William: "Bitch, do it yourself!"

by kcar January 19, 2009

volcano

an act in which, when a fart is coming on, the asshole is elevated into the air either by situating one's self on all fours with shoulders to the floor or by lying on one's shoulders with knees to the ears, causing the asshole to open and remain so. once this state has been achieved, air can be repeatedly sucked in and blasted out, causing a signature sound that is difficult to replicate by other means.

I felt a massive fart coming on and was able to volcano for five minutes straight.

by d-lo-z December 12, 2007

Volcano

-3/4 glass of sprite or 7up
-1 to 1.5 shots of vodka
-1/4 to 1/2 scoop of 'fruit punch' poweraid powder (amount dependent on cup size)

1) Pour sprite/vodka mixture into a glass or pitcher (if making multiple volcanos) 2) place powder into drinking glass 3) rapidly pour sprite/vodka mixture into drinking glass with powder

Once the sprite/vodka mixes with the powder the drink turns red and starts to fizz out of the glass, something of an eruption takes place. Yell VOLCCCCAAAANNNOOOOO!!! when the eruption begins. VERY messy drink to make.

Your at a house party and your tired of beer and shots.

You set up 10 glasses of volvanos gather everyone around and set off the fireworks. Instant party classic.

Got to love the volcano.

by Ravi-God December 27, 2007

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

volmeister-droner

Code word for a homosexual orgy. Members use code names to indicate their role in the orgy. For example, someone named Honk would be the pivot man in a circle jerk, Leo is code for cum guzzler, DEH indicates that a person has an anus large enough to handle a giant dick.

I read on the bathroom wall that there's going to be a volmeister-droner in Auburn this weekend.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 6, 2008