Chaos Theory

theory that everything explains everything

there are many theories to find which one explains the most instead of picking multiple ones

by Dong Woo April 4, 2005

circle theory

Originates from Rutgers Camden. States that men are fixated on certain things because of their roundness. This encompasses, breasts, all manner of sport balls, bald heads, streetlights. The circle theory states that men in history and entertainment who want to dominate the world have this desire because it is round.

I guess you could prove I like tennis balls because of the circle theory.

by JDW May 9, 2005

music theory

A great class and idea that helps people learn the rules of music, and other, greater ways to create a piece rather than just powerchords.

Also, something barely any musician has nowadays, and those who have none say that you "don't play from your soul" if you have knowledge of music.

These people are dumbasses.

Music theory taught me to create music in keys and gave me appreciation for all the epic classical symphonies everyone takes for granted now.

by motionless92 May 30, 2010

Surprise Jizz Theory

The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!

Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!

Steve: What's the SJT?

Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.

by jizzyjizzer August 24, 2008

Wutang Theory

Anytime you see the Wutang clan logo means you are in for a seriously big night in one way or another. There will be no choice in the matter as you will be up all night & off your chops. The only way to combat this is by wearing an item of wutang clothing or by finding someone else wearing an item of wutang clothing. Once spotted that particular item of Wutang is void to all present parties. If you are cursed by the Wutang theory all associates present with you are are also cursed. You can also draw your mates into the cursed or freeing them by advising them you have seen a Wutang. When a counter Wutang symbol is encountered all are freed. Pretending not to see a Wutang symbol when walking by does not work....you are still cursed.

WUTANG THEORY

Scenario 1) Walking down the street with your mates....ahh shit theres a Wutang symbol. 30mins later you spot another Wutang label so its counter acted, later that day you encounter another Wutang. None of your mates see anymore Wutang to counter act. That night somehow your all fucked. All of you end up paro and are too destroyed to go to work next day.

Scenario 2) Cruisin through town you spot a Wutang, shit Im fucked. You catch up with your mate for lunch and tell him about the Wutang, hes like shit now we are both fucked. You head home and prepare for a long night but that evening you recieve a sms - saw 1 other Wutang on the way home. SAFE AS FUCK.

by Namn8r January 24, 2008

Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010