gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

to hell and gone

love and marriage

she found love and now getting married i'll never see her again

by cgpm June 24, 2004

baby-be-gone

an abortion just a nicer word for it

honey i think we shoud have a baby-be-gone.

by 11idowhatiwant August 6, 2009

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

goober

Cum bubble, during or after sex when the male or female cum starts to bubble from air exiting the vagina
Generally accomapanies a quif

She quifed after sex and a big goober

Floated out of her vagina

by sparky27891 July 3, 2011

Goober

A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.

Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.

Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.

Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER

He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.

HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.

Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.

A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.

Get it kids?

by Christina King March 19, 2008