goontar 

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

goontar by shitballcity October 27, 2009

goontash 

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

gooniechoony 

To bust a nut on your friends or relatives girlfriend.
Milwaukee slang

Marcus is being a fuckin douche.Fuck him I'm gonna GoonieChoony his bitch.

gooniechoony by MilwaukeeRican April 19, 2008

Goonus 

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

Goonus by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

Goonabi 

A very universal word. Used to describe very good things.

1. "Mom, can you make me a goonabi meal?"
2. "Tonight is going to be a goonabi night."

Goonabi by Chubies April 19, 2009

GoonzVillage 

Someone that was raise in the ghetto/Concrete Jungle. Pick up both negative and positive influence from their surrounding/environment, Understand the their family roots and struggle and makes moves to empower the people.

The GoonzVillage aka Hood Scholars

GoonzVillage by Khmu510 May 18, 2011

goonream 

A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.

Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.

Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.

Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.

goonream by Goondued December 16, 2011