To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.
Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023
Get the Goonmug. Originated from the term gooner. This coin holds extreme value to those who master in the art of gooning. The more Goon Coin one holds, the more aura they obtain. Its is particularly valuable to those who practice Judiasim and have Indian descent.
by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025
Get the Goon Coinmug. gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
Get the Price goonmug. Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. by hxrlem May 22, 2024
Get the flicker goonmug.