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grandpa gardener

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)
by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022
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Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022
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Grandpa ying

grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)
Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.
by nose poop December 29, 2022
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microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017
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your grandpap trap

A comeback or insult worse than your mom gay , your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny all combined.
British nigga: yo chap your mom gay haha, ur granny tranny lol
me: shutup, your grandpap trap
British nigga: *fucking dies*
by wtfisanUhqi May 11, 2018
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Your Grandpap can't fap

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.
Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*
by CaptainAdventure May 13, 2018
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Ur Grandpap fap

This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol

Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you

Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap

The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
by The Flea Master 69 May 13, 2018
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