Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall

Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.

by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

cane cook

SUPER COOL GUY AND HAS SO MUCH FRIENDS

cane cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

DJ COOK

dj cook is known as hypocrite.he is mostly known as hypocrite from everyone (even me.i say that dj cook is an hypocrite in the lost server, but this captain cowboy dude ban me from the server).dj cook also get attacked of YFGA or youtube fatherless gay army.he is also being uhhh something in his roblox video thumbnail on his second account djlovesturbo.djlovesturbo name use to be 'dj cook v2" but it changed.he use to play gta, roblox, minecraft.but then dj cook v2 name changed into djlovesturbo when he start making those video like 'the weirdest channel ever'.hes viewers are maybe kids.and djlovesturbo once make fun of people with face disease.and he mostly hates morgz and lankybox

"dj cook is an hypocrite"

by ComeAlong May 7, 2024