Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Carpetfagger

A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.

He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.

by Localhero June 22, 2017

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017