MaxAndrewBrotonluv69's definitions

Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle

When every boy in your boyfriend's family has a large penis, 'inherited' from their ancestors.

Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.

Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

lip chap

A stick of lube for your lips, yes. In which you open the cap on, and seductively and sensually apply to chapped area, in front of your SO.

Girl: "ooh my lips are soooo dry" *moans* "I need to put on my lip chap"
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016