carpetfagger 

(n) -- an opportunist that makes money by capitalizing on the acceptance of GLBT America, even though he or she was completely uninterested in GLBT business in the past due to public opinion.

"That carpetfagger wouldn't cater a gay wedding last year, but now that the Supreme Court has opened up gay marriage, he sees he can make some real money!"

carpetfagger by kulte July 30, 2013

Carpetfagger 

A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.

He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.

Carpetfagger by Localhero June 22, 2017

Carpetbagger 

Carpetbaggers have a long history. The first Carpetbaggers came to the South from Yankee states after the Civil War to make a quick buck. Later Carpetbaggers moved to the South in the 1970s when the big 3 automakers in Detroit started to fail. Modern-day Carpetbaggers primarily move to 5 cities in Texas (El Paso, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas) to escape the wretched economic prospects of their home states (usually California and Yankee states). They will take jobs from Texans and are generally ungrateful bastards, frequently calling Texans rednecks and complaining about how it sucks here as compared to their squathole in Mexifornia or New England. If Texas sucks so much, then why are you here?

The most famous modern-day Carpetbagger is Joseph Stack, the guy who rammed his plane into the IRS building in Austin.

Get out of Texas, carpetbagger!

Carpetbagger by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

Carpetbagger 

A bringer of freedom, civilization, and AMERICA to the south and other retarded places in order to help with their growth. Hated by traitors and hicks they raise the standard of living in the south and have throughout its history expanded the rights of all men in the south and brought FREEDOM there.

A carpetbagger is the best thing a man can aspire to be, bringing freedom and civilization not from a distance but going directly to the lacking states putting his life at risk from the cuckfederates, and planthold in order to elevate them to the level of the superior north.

Carpetbagger by TheS January 25, 2022

carpetbagger 

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

carpetbagger by Brian November 27, 2003

Colorado Carpetbagger 

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.

Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.

Colorado Carpetbagger by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017

Muddy Carpetbagger 

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.

Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.

Muddy Carpetbagger by oaclo July 23, 2007