Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

by dominno June 2, 2025

bluephoria

the experience of finding joy and meaning in the midst of sadness or suffering

He smiled through tears, wrapped in a quiet bluephoria.

by bluephoria June 30, 2025

Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die

guess who just got a blumpkin

by BurntGooner September 26, 2025

Blump

Negative word, can also just be a random word you use to add oompf to your speech

"youre such a blump"
"shut up idiot, BLUMP! *snaps fingers*"

by blumpgirl800 October 28, 2025

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

Blumpkin Bar&Grill

While receiving a blumpkin you bidet your anus and the girl licks the dirty water out of your anus

Oh my god Jessica was so disgusting she gave me a Blumpkin Bar&Grill last night.

by Jbart67 December 21, 2025

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009