ape

when a sped person (doesn’t have to be sped, just acts sped) gets mad and goes crazy on you

ah man, last night spedrew went ape on me when i called him sped

by spedrew apedrew downdrew July 23, 2019

APES

Abysmal penis erecting situation

Daniel had an APES when he saw his english teacher walk into class

by ExpertDictioner April 22, 2025

Ape

What a Human used to be millions of years ago.

Today in History we will learn about Ape's.

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 01, 2022

Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.

(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*

by TFlex July 18, 2015

Ape

A person who is extremely drunk. The alcohol is causing them to behave out of control and primal.

Chris: Yo, Phil finished the entire bottle of JD and smashed his car into KFC!

Tom: What an ape!

by Binky Barnes October 11, 2023

ape

used for people who have no common sense or are not smart.

you APE!

by AstroStarlite October 19, 2017

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 15, 2019